Did I mention? I started college on Monday. It’s… ok… My lectures have all been mostly introductory so far, and I haven’t made any friends yet, and it seems like it’s going to be a lot more work than I originally thought, but then again, maybe not. I guess I’ll know when I actually get some work to do.
One things for sure: I’ll never get used to these feckin flourescent lights. Ow my ovaries. I mean head. I should wear sunglasses all the time. I’d be the coolest kid on campus. I actually wore sunglasses into a nightclub before, just for kicks and giggles. They were more fashiony ones than an actual eye protection device, so I could still see grand. It was great fun except for all the assholes coming up to me and saying “uuuuh, it’s a bit dark for sunglasses boy, duuuh…” (drooling on their own shoes), but of course, that was what was actually so fun about it 
People took it so personally.
Do I suck or am I just lazy?) I’m sure there’s lots of other stuff I should do too. Lots. I don’t want to mention them, because then I’ll just feel bad when I don’t do them.