Now – I’ve nothing against southsiders (being a northsider), heck – I even married one ! But when I got this from my sister this morning I felt I just had to share !
A Southside Dubliner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Southsider grabs his mobile and calls the guards. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the guard has a chance to ask any questions, the Southsider starts screaming hysterically:
“My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!”
After the Southsider finally finishes his rant, the guard shakes his head in disgust:
“I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Southsider’s are,” he says.
“You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”
“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the Southsider. The guard replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.”
The Southsider looks down in absolute horror………
“F?#KING HELL!!!!!!” he screams……..
“Where’s my Rolex ????…”