In the three days since Friday I’ve been to B&Q three times. I’ve also been to other big name DIY stores and the hardware store around the corner. I’m not sure what has caused this premature onset of middleagedness however I now own a power sander and take pride in how smooth my floorboards are.
Dear lazyweb is there a cure for premature middle-age complicated by the fact that I do have to do some minor DIY to repair the house?
Dear God,
Just so you know, here is what you need to complete the mid life crisis….
a) A wife (on the way)
b) A memebership in a gymnasium where you regularily play squash
c) A sports car
d) A wardrobe that befits someone half your age
e) A series of one off hobbies including but not limited to (golf/scuba diving/croquet/badminton)
Enjoy!